Today, I made a word.

Festical

Definition:

Taken by mixing the word 'festival' and 'testicle' to define a rubbish or 'bollocks' festival/public event.

Example:

'You going to the 'Generic Festival/Event' this year?'
'Nah man, it's a goddamn festical...'

UPDATE: 'Festical' has been approved by urbandictionary.com :)